Q: Why did Mexicans create tequila?A: So ugly people would have a chance at having sex!Q: What do you get when you mix English class with alcohol?A: T...quila MockingbirdQ: What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?A: Four guys drinking Bud Light and watching a football game!Q: How can you tell if someone Amish is an alcoholic?A: They keep falling off the wagon.Q: How many men does it take to open a Budweiser bottle?A: none. the lady should already have it open on the table!Q: How can you find the guy. Schneider to leave with Zoie at 8 AM.’ ‘Did you check with security dear?’ ‘No, I forgot.’ ‘I would suggest we all have breakfast. Then let Zoie shower and change for her very long trip to Paris. Then Gordon and I will go to work.’ ‘What about us dad?’ ‘Good morning Holden, Richard, what are you boys doing up so early?’ ‘We wanted to ask Gordon a question about the fusion engines, before he went to work.’ ‘Go ahead guys, anything you want I’ll give you.’ ‘You know how long the sarcophagus is. . I will have to take whatever it is that you are planning for me. I feel my self trembling a little as I stand there knowing I will be at your mercy. Finally, I hear the sound of the door opening. I feel your wrist take my forearm and pull me gently inside. "Hi," I say to the air... no sound is returned to me. Instead I feel a blindfold being tied tightly around my eyes... my hands instinctively go up to my face feeling the silky texture of the cloth over my eyes. Your voice finally breaks. " Dominique, God I want to look into your eyes, Please get on your back please honey do it for me" Dominique did not hesitate, she gently pulled off my swollen cock while on the bed on her knees she turned and held both my shoulders and just kissed me God she kissed me so hard but yet with so much affection. She gave me kiss after kiss, then as she kissed me, she gently stroked my aching cock so gently yet so erotically. She put her forehead up against mine, she said "Baby you got to cool down.
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